SEEEEEXXXX!!!!!

Alright, now that I have your attention, let's talk about... sex.  Mmmm, my favorite topic ever.  'Cause it feels good, that's why.  This is a Fibro blog, so we'll keep it related, no worries, no worries!

Why old people?  'Cause it's funny, that's why.

Fibromyalgia and sex.  The two don't really go together.  Fibromyalgia kills your sex drive.  Well, that's most people with Fibromyalgia.  Nothing could kill mine.  I have Fibromyalgia, and all my medications "put a damper on one's sex drive."  What in the hello is wrong with me if I want to do it all the time, even with Fibro and on medications?  Fibromyalgia hurts.  Real bad.  It messes up everything emotionally and physically.  On average, most people gain 30-50 pounds when they are diagnosed.  Those are the two things that make my Fibro story a little different than everyone else's.  One, Fibromyalgia hurts me so much, I don't eat.  I take care of four kids.  When I'm done feeding them, I'd rather starve to death than make a fifth person something to eat.  Most of the time, and as sad as it is, it's the dead honest truth, I won't even eat until my husband comes home from school.  He takes care of me when he gets home.  He makes me something to eat 'cause he knows I haven't eaten all day.  Is that weird or what?  Starving is better pain than making myself something to eat.  Eh, I don't make the rules but I don't break 'em either.  I've always had good curves.  I got seriously obese when I was pregnant, but that was because of the pregnancy induced Hypothyroidism.  When I'm not knocked up, my body looks pretty good.  I've always had a full butt and curvy hips.  That's one of the things that makes me different from most people with Fibro.  The second of course is all things sexual.  It does hurt to be touched, so if I'm not drugged out, I've got more than a "headache" goin' on, ya know what I'm sayin'?  When my body doesn't hurt, though?  You'd think I've never had it before and I'll never get it again!  Seriously, it's never long enough, hard enough, crazy enough.  I always want more.  My sex drive, even though "diminished" by disease and drugs, would put a college boy to shame.  It's the stuff of triple X movies, too.  Toys?  Check.  Many, many toys.  Outfits?  Check.  If you're gonna get it on shouldn't you dress for the occasion?  More moves than Mr. Sutra ever thought of?  Check.  'Cause being with the same person for nine years doesn't mean things should get boring.  Ever.  It's free, it feels amazing.  It's relaxing.  Did I say it feels amazing?  Yeah, well it does, so there.  I won't be too visual for you, but have you ever been completely covered in oil, doin' it in a chair?  Okay, that MAY have been too visual, but daaayuum!  If you haven't, ya needs to try that one, it's muh favorite!  Still not convinced?  If you're not convinced by now, there's something wrong with ya, but anywho, Google the benefits of sex.  It's not only good for you physically, it's good for you emotionally, mentally, psychologically!  And have I mentioned it feels good, too???  Go, go have ya some sex.